May 2018

In mere DAYS I am meeting my boyfriend’s mom (and stepdad and sister and brother-in-law and niece and nephew and assorted other people, the list is long, I am hyperventilating) and last night I started googling maladies I might come down with before Friday night OR that I may already…

We made it to Rochester and back in no time flat. Over the past two or three years I haven’t travelled much domestically and I forget that America is so HUGE and full of amazing things we don’t have in Los Angeles, like drive-thru banks and free parking and airport…

Well, apparently now that I remembered I have a blog I can’t get enough of blah blah blahhing every day. Today is very exciting because it is a travel day! We are taking a red eye to Chicago and connecting to Rochester, NY because there is no way I will…

I have figured out the key to life and it is to stand next to people who look even more disheveled and insane than you do, thereby through the forces of science and comparison you look so much better. Hi! It’s only Wednesday! GIRL RUN LIKE YOU WAS ON FIRE.…

I remembered today that I have a BLOG, so hi! How YOU doing? It’s lunchtime in Los Angeles and I have closed my door and furtively turned my attention to this here record of my 2018 Goals which for April were pretty much: No walking, thanks to the torn tendons…