The Captain isn’t used to living around felines so he did not know the one rule of living with a cat:
When God opens a door or a window, a cat must walk through it.
This also applies to drawers, pantry cupboards, file folders, boxes, and cabinets. And that is how one Frankie Perry found herself alone and wailing in the hall coat closet while The Captain made morning smoothies. The airplane-like roar of the Vitamix drowned out all sounds of meowing … for him.
I was upstairs blow drying my hair and heard her yawling over the din all the way across the house. I walked downstairs and opened the coat closet and out she darted, angry and petulant and oh, wait, now I am hungry I have forgotten why I was mad. So I fed her and that was how we started Monday.
