I have figured out the key to life and it is to stand next to people who look even more disheveled and insane than you do, thereby through the forces of science and comparison you look so much better.
Hi! It’s only Wednesday! GIRL RUN LIKE YOU WAS ON FIRE.
We are launching a thing today at work and everyone is genuinely running around like crazy and at one point my boss called me all, “Is so-and-so OK with that thing I just sent you???” and I thought, man, I need lunch first, and I went to get myself something to eat and that was when I realized it was …. 6:45 am. In the morning. Chickens in rural parts of California are not even awake yet. What the actual F.
Nonetheless here I am, and I have my Lulu dress T-shirt which I got THREE unsolicited compliments on. Usually I get compliments in this manner:
Me: LOOK I MADE THIS THING I AM WEARING
Random Person: Oh, OK, yeah that looks nice.
Me: RIGHT? CAN YOU BELIEVE I MADE THIS? ISN’T IT AMAZING? THANKS FOR NOTICING!!
As I was typing this just now my boss came in and hollered, “WHEN IS IT GOING LIVE??” and I hollered back,” AS SOON AS SHE SENDS THE EMAIL!” and then he hollered, “OK, TEXT ME, I NEED TO KNOW THE MOMENT IT IS UP!” and I hollered,” I WILL SEND YOU A CHEESEBURGER EMOJI TO DENOTE SUCCESS!”
And just think! It’s still only Wednesday!